janecrocker:

do you ever see the person you have a crush on do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”

(Source: morristibbs)

h0llo:

School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick

posyes:

i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him

(Source: mirapendejo)

analprolapsing:

i want to kiss your neck and cuddle and do cute stuff and then i want to fuck you against a shower wall ｡◕‿◕｡